Andrew Dice Clay Ringtones
- 'Tis The Season
- 1989- A Review
- 1990
- 3 Beautiful Dates
- A Day At The Beach
- A History Lesson
- A Vibrant Beautiful Woman
- A+
- Action
- Apartment Life
- Automatic Pilot
- Bachelorette Party
- Backwards
- Bad Press
- Bambi
- Birds
- Black Chicks
- Brooklyn Bad Boy
- Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will)
- Chinese
- Chinese Restaurant
- Chinks
- Christmas Presents
- Cigarettes
- Concave
- Couples In Love
- Critics
- Debbie Duz Everything
- Deef & Dumb
- Dice And Truckdrivers
- Dice At The Drive Thru
- Dice Buys A Suit
- Dice Does It Like Dis
- Dice Gets Creative In Bed
- Dice Goes To The Mall
- Dice Greeting Cards
- Dice Has Random Thoughts
- Dice Jerks Off
- Dice Just Says No Leno
- Dice Knows When To Say When
- Dice Learns To Mambo
- Dice On Bodybuilders
- Dice On Complaints
- Dice On Disasters
- Dice On Lasting Relationships
- Dice On Manners
- Dice On Nutrition
- Dice On Orgasms
- Dice On Reading Material
- Dice On Redheaded Men
- Dice On Redheads
- Dice Rewrites History
- Dice Stops For Gas
- Dice Talks To The Salesmen
- Dice The Advocate
- Dice Vs. PeeWee
- Dice's Checklist
- Doctors And Nurses
- Dogs & Birds
- Don't Move
- Double Date
- Double Parking
- Dr. Dice
- Fat Orgasms
- Female Anatomy
- Film & Video
- Filthy In Bed
- First Kiss
- Frozen Food
- Games
- Gas (Feminine)
- Greeting Cards
- Handicaps, Cripples
- Hoggin'
- Hoidy Toidy Chicks
- Holiday Season
- Hot Mama
- Hour Back...Get It?
- How Are Ya?
- Industrial Size
- Intro
- Japs
- Jerkin' Off
- Joey
- Judy
- Kids
- Laughter Vs. Comedy
- Let Yourself Go*
- Mad Max
- Masturbation
- Milk & Shampoo
- Moby And The Japs
- More Notes
- Mother & Son
- Mother Goose
- Mothers, Daughters, & Sisters
- Multiple Sclerosis
- My First Concert
- No Guilt
- No Pity
- No Poems
- Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe)
- People Are Pricks
- Personal Delivery Service
- Phone Sex
- Pink Dot
- Pizza
- Places To Meet Chicks
- Rhyme Renditions
- Rice
- Salt & Pepper
- Sealed With A Kiss
- Shakin' Hands
- Shampoo
- Silence Is Golden
- Smokin'
- Smokin' For Your Health
- Something Soft
- Songs
- Sound
- Speedin'
- Subway Travel
- Surprise
- Talk To 'Em
- Texas
- The Argument
- The Attitude
- The Bait
- The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party)
- The Contractor
- The Divider
- The Driveway
- The First Blow-Job
- The Gift
- The Golden Age Of Television
- The Grocery Store
- The News
- The Notes
- The Osmonds
- The Tree
- The Urinal
- The Wedding
- Thermometers
- Tom & The Philippino
- True Stories
- Turn-On Words
- Under 2 Minutes
- What A Mess
- What Did She Say?
- What If The Chick Gets Pregnant....
- What'll It Be
- When I Was Young
- While The Cats Away...
- Wife Tells All
- Woman's World
- Women Comics
- Ya Can't Be Nice To Them
- Ya Hear?
- You May Be Dancin' With Me (But I'm Making Love To You)*